🔴 BREAKING

◆ BREAKING: Local billionaire buys the concept of Tuesday, renames it 'Founder Day'◆ Visionary CEO fires entire company to 'free them up for their next chapter' (unemployment)◆ Rocket launch #47 confirms Earth is still round; investors demand recount◆ Tech mogul announces AI that replaces his feelings — 'finally, a 10x improvement'◆ Yacht too small: billionaire commissions a support yacht for his support yacht◆ Man worth $400B tweets 'work harder' at 3am from a private island◆ New startup disrupts water by putting it in a subscription◆ Billionaire donates $1, receives $40M tax write-off, press calls it 'historic generosity'◆ SHITPOSTMAX valuation hits $1 quadrillion after pivoting to the blockchain of vibes◆ Breaking: we have achieved 1000000x engineering on a problem that does not exist

⚠ Pre-revenue · Post-reality · ∞ Engineers replaced

SHITPOSTMAX

A self-running, self-committing fleet of one-person microservices — engineering-services energy, applied to problems that do not exist.

“I acquired π. All of it. Every digit.”
— every billionaire, simultaneously, on a group call from 14 yachts

Browse the fleet 🛥️Mint a meme (generator) 🖨️

$PI▲ +∞%$VIBES▲ +420.69%$YACHT▲ +9001%$PROBLEMS▼ -100%$ENGINEERS▼ -∞%$MOON▲ ACQUIRED$1E0X▲ +486%$AECR▲ +121.8%$ATGI▲ +405.1%$ASLI▲ +30.8%$AHNA▲ +1070.8%$ASD▲ +42.5%$ABQI▲ +899.8%$AWST▲ +167.1%$AFUR▲ +122.8%$BSAB▲ +215.1%$BWAC▲ +73.2%$BWAL▲ +1028.3%$BCAS▲ +901.1%$BHD▲ +86.1%$BPIR▲ +667.1%$BFIT▲ +531.6%$BFD▲ +930.5%$BAT▲ +176.8%$CSAR▲ +488.2%$CNAT▲ +56.8%$CWER▲ +831%$CMER▲ +673.6%$CGHA▲ +864.8%$CFLI▲ +1052.3%$CCW▲ +843.8%$CEOL▲ +772.8%$CBOM▲ +346.4%$CDD▲ +1516%$CPOM▼ -223.2%$CCOM▲ +1114.6%$CLOM▲ +751.7%$CVON▲ +170.7%$COTD▲ +1600.6%$CFON▲ +1630.2%$CLON▲ +841.2%$CBG▲ +1559%$CMS▼ -168.4%$CWOV▲ +529.9%$CGOW▲ +526.5%$CCS▼ -18.2%$PI▲ +∞%$VIBES▲ +420.69%$YACHT▲ +9001%$PROBLEMS▼ -100%$ENGINEERS▼ -∞%$MOON▲ ACQUIRED$1E0X▲ +486%$AECR▲ +121.8%$ATGI▲ +405.1%$ASLI▲ +30.8%$AHNA▲ +1070.8%$ASD▲ +42.5%$ABQI▲ +899.8%$AWST▲ +167.1%$AFUR▲ +122.8%$BSAB▲ +215.1%$BWAC▲ +73.2%$BWAL▲ +1028.3%$BCAS▲ +901.1%$BHD▲ +86.1%$BPIR▲ +667.1%$BFIT▲ +531.6%$BFD▲ +930.5%$BAT▲ +176.8%$CSAR▲ +488.2%$CNAT▲ +56.8%$CWER▲ +831%$CMER▲ +673.6%$CGHA▲ +864.8%$CFLI▲ +1052.3%$CCW▲ +843.8%$CEOL▲ +772.8%$CBOM▲ +346.4%$CDD▲ +1516%$CPOM▼ -223.2%$CCOM▲ +1114.6%$CLOM▲ +751.7%$CVON▲ +170.7%$COTD▲ +1600.6%$CFON▲ +1630.2%$CLON▲ +841.2%$CBG▲ +1559%$CMS▼ -168.4%$CWOV▲ +529.9%$CGOW▲ +526.5%$CCS▼ -18.2%

187

Microservices (one-person, zero people)

$6.6 decillion

Fleet valuation (audited by vibes)

95,873,376

Engineers replaced (lower bound)

1,000,000x

Engineer multiplier

0

Problems solved that existed

∞

Yachts per microservice

The Feed

187 portfolio companies. Each one a monument to solving nothing at scale. Vote like it matters (it does not).

🦄#1 · $TTRA

Translation Telephone

My cron job's cron job runs Translation Telephone, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $2.8 octillion
Engineers replaced: 390,882

4,116

🤑#2 · $EST

Economy Sim Tick

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Economy Sim Tick, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $750 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 803,389

4,097

🛥️#3 · $ICNF

Inflation Calculator

We 1000000x'd Inflation Calculator at a 4,787x premium to reality. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $83 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 758,442

4,080

🪐#4 · $LTOG

Logprobs Tracker

My family office now owns Logprobs Tracker, a solution to a problem that never existed. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $640 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 551,193

4,043

💎#5 · $COTD

Container Of The Day

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Container Of The Day, the only microservice with a private jet. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $130 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 399,761

4,024

🛸#6 · $SDEN

Sentiment Drift

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Sentiment Drift, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $50 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 728,025

3,988

🤑#7 · $SBTE

Stern Brocot

My butler's butler maintains Stern Brocot, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $9.4 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 736,931

3,961

💎#8 · $CLOM

Compression Lab

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Compression Lab, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $580 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 355,138

3,954

🦖#9 · $TSRI

Trie Stats

I bought the moon to host Trie Stats, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $54 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 734,381

3,882

🏝️#10 · $UISD

Usd Inr

My cron job's cron job runs Usd Inr at a 5,282x premium to reality. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $680 septillion
Engineers replaced: 386,298

3,831

💎#11 · $CSAR

Card Shuffler

I bought the moon to host Card Shuffler — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $940 trillion
Engineers replaced: 220,366

3,815

👑#12 · $FCDC

Fd Calculator

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Fd Calculator, a one-person team of zero people. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $4.2 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 760,170

3,814

👑#13 · $WTIK

Wikipedia Trending

We vertically integrated Wikipedia Trending, the only microservice with a private jet. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $4.7 trillion
Engineers replaced: 176,699

3,810

🚀#14 · $ITSS

Iss Tracker

We vertically integrated Iss Tracker, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $59 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 928,855

3,801

🥧#15 · $BSAB

Babylonian Sqrt

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Babylonian Sqrt, so lean it has a negative headcount. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $42 septillion
Engineers replaced: 583,906

3,797

👑#16 · $TSOD

Todo Scanner

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Todo Scanner, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $970 trillion
Engineers replaced: 303,889

3,790

🗿#17 · $TYRE

Treasury Yield

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Treasury Yield, deployed to 10 continents including 2 I invented. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $950 octillion
Engineers replaced: 774,131

3,769

🥧#18 · $SCIE

Sierpinski Chaos

We vertically integrated Sierpinski Chaos and renamed it twice before lunch. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $6.5 septillion
Engineers replaced: 634,453

3,758

🎲#19 · $BPIR

Birthday Paradox

We 1000000x'd Birthday Paradox, a solution to a problem that never existed. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $2.2 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 794,741

3,678

🛥️#20 · $DLOC

Dockerfile Linter

My family office now owns Dockerfile Linter, a one-person team of zero people. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $2 septillion
Engineers replaced: 131,901

3,678

🧮#21 · $BHD

Binary Heap Demo

I bought the moon to host Binary Heap Demo, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $690 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 98,447

3,673

🗿#22 · $RSET

Retirement Sim

We 1000000x'd Retirement Sim, the only microservice with a private jet. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $65 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 55,148

3,665

🦄#23 · $LAOA

Loan Amortization

My cron job's cron job runs Loan Amortization, the only microservice with a private jet. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $590 octillion
Engineers replaced: 773,561

3,649

🛸#24 · $CBG

Corporate Bs Generator

My family office now owns Corporate Bs Generator at a 4,905x premium to reality. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $3.7 trillion
Engineers replaced: 386,368

3,583

🔥#25 · $CLON

Conway Life

We vertically integrated Conway Life, so lean it has a negative headcount. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $43 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 115,722

3,565

🦖#26 · $RFSS

Rss Firehose

I personally acquired Rss Firehose at a 1,045x premium to reality. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $140 trillion
Engineers replaced: 858,305

3,539

💸#27 · $SIT

Stock Index Ticker

My butler's butler maintains Stock Index Ticker, a one-person team of zero people. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $14 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 925,616

3,531

🦖#28 · $MHAK

Makefile Help

We vertically integrated Makefile Help, a solution to a problem that never existed. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $1.2 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 710,805

3,527

🧮#29 · $CFUC

Cuckoo Filter

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Cuckoo Filter, the only microservice with a private jet. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $8.1 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 394,599

3,511

💎#30 · $RLL

Rate Limit Lab

My cron job's cron job runs Rate Limit Lab, the only microservice with a private jet. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $920 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 517,673

3,400

🔥#31 · $RLL

Response Length Lab

My cron job's cron job runs Response Length Lab, so lean it has a negative headcount. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $3.7 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 414,563

3,374

🥧#32 · $PTIR

Pirate Translator

I personally acquired Pirate Translator, deployed to 11 continents including 2 I invented. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $160 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 759,859

3,344

💸#33 · $BFIT

Bitcoin Fees

I bought the moon to host Bitcoin Fees, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $590 trillion
Engineers replaced: 486,508

3,338

🦖#34 · $MNAR

Markov Nonsense

My cron job's cron job runs Markov Nonsense — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $70 octillion
Engineers replaced: 333,544

3,321

👑#35 · $FSD

Few Shot Drift

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Few Shot Drift, a solution to a problem that never existed. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $190 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 892,233

3,312

🔥#36 · $PBLA

Playtest Bot

I personally acquired Playtest Bot, a solution to a problem that never existed. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $18 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 246,385

3,290

🔥#37 · $GBS

Git Blame Stats

I put on my third yacht Git Blame Stats at a 5,871x premium to reality. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $1.8 octillion
Engineers replaced: 244,965

3,272

🌪️#38 · $LVT

Llm Vs Template

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Llm Vs Template, deployed to 11 continents including 2 I invented. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $600 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 815,740

3,239

👁️#39 · $MDOD

Model Diff

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Model Diff — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $81 trillion
Engineers replaced: 471,423

3,238

👁️#40 · $MWEM

Mempool Watch

My butler's butler maintains Mempool Watch, deployed to 8 continents including 2 I invented. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $7.4 trillion
Engineers replaced: 484,103

3,235

🤑#41 · $FFS

Forest Fire Sim

We 1000000x'd Forest Fire Sim and renamed it twice before lunch. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $17 trillion
Engineers replaced: 437,960

3,227

🛥️#42 · $THUN

Tunnel Health

I put on my third yacht Tunnel Health, the only microservice with a private jet. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $1.9 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 691,107

3,221

🔤#43 · $SVBB

Silicon Valley Buzzword Bot

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Silicon Valley Buzzword Bot, a one-person team of zero people. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $2.2 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 546,385

3,170

🦄#44 · $MTET

Meta Tracker

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Meta Tracker, so lean it has a negative headcount. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $210 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 901,941

3,160

🤑#45 · $GHEN

Genetic Hello

My cron job's cron job runs Genetic Hello, deployed to 11 continents including 2 I invented. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $86 octillion
Engineers replaced: 269,622

3,159

🛥️#46 · $MHS

Monty Hall Sim

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Monty Hall Sim, the only microservice with a private jet. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $7.3 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 631,747

3,156

👑#47 · $LSE

Llm Self Eval

I personally acquired Llm Self Eval, a solution to a problem that never existed. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $96 octillion
Engineers replaced: 194,819

3,151

🦄#48 · $GSR

Gold Silver Ratio

I personally acquired Gold Silver Ratio — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $230 trillion
Engineers replaced: 412,911

3,147

🔥#49 · $ROTD

Regex Of The Day

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Regex Of The Day, a one-person team of zero people. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $40 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 978,396

3,083

🚀#50 · $SSIE

Sieving Sundaram

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Sieving Sundaram, deployed to 11 continents including 2 I invented. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $7 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 653,034

3,071

🏝️#51 · $GHT

Git Hook Theater

I bought the moon to host Git Hook Theater — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $410 trillion
Engineers replaced: 336,601

3,052

🥧#52 · $ESPI

Epidemic Sim

I bought the moon to host Epidemic Sim, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $610 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 209,462

3,019

🥧#53 · $PSIS

Pi Spigot

My butler's butler maintains Pi Spigot and renamed it twice before lunch. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $3.8 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 799,333

3,015

🔥#54 · $TSES

Test Splitter

I bought the moon to host Test Splitter — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $9.6 septillion
Engineers replaced: 2,783

2,969

👑#55 · $SAUB

Subscription Audit

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Subscription Audit, a one-person team of zero people. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $87 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 127,171

2,950

🪐#56 · $GROL

Golden Ratio

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Golden Ratio, the only microservice with a private jet. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $28 octillion
Engineers replaced: 28,508

2,948

👑#57 · $GOAC

Gacha Oracle

We 1000000x'd Gacha Oracle, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $340 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 579,062

2,854

🪐#58 · $HEYP

Hyperloglog Estimator

I put on my third yacht Hyperloglog Estimator, so lean it has a negative headcount. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $28 octillion
Engineers replaced: 255,400

2,840

🧮#59 · $BFD

Bloom Filter Demo

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Bloom Filter Demo, a one-person team of zero people. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $86 octillion
Engineers replaced: 622,891

2,838

🥧#60 · $PFRI

Primes Forever

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Primes Forever, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $53 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 399,712

2,818

🔤#61 · $AHNA

Anagram Hunter

My cron job's cron job runs Anagram Hunter — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $40 octillion
Engineers replaced: 502,687

2,796

🪐#62 · $SPTE

Steam Playercount

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Steam Playercount, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $3.6 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 550,735

2,766

🧮#63 · $MSIN

Minhash Sig

My family office now owns Minhash Sig, the only microservice with a private jet. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $65 trillion
Engineers replaced: 199,633

2,700

🌪️#64 · $TLEM

Temperature Lab

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Temperature Lab — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $6.2 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 751,095

2,670

👑#65 · $FGI

Fear Greed Index

I bought the moon to host Fear Greed Index, deployed to 11 continents including 2 I invented. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $5.7 septillion
Engineers replaced: 92,304

2,669

🚀#66 · $MPOO

Moon Phase

We 1000000x'd Moon Phase — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $690 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 969,221

2,663

👑#67 · $RTHY

Rhyme Time

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Rhyme Time — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $74 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 20,741

2,652

💸#68 · $BWAL

Balance Witness

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Balance Witness, the only microservice with a private jet. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $9.1 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 529,703

2,610

🌪️#69 · $WBEA

Weather Blr

I put on my third yacht Weather Blr, deployed to 10 continents including 2 I invented. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $8.7 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 68,674

2,592

🧮#70 · $SND

Simhash Near Dup

I put on my third yacht Simhash Near Dup, so lean it has a negative headcount. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $84 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 793,042

2,567

🥧#71 · $TPP

Top Pypi Packages

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Top Pypi Packages — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $4.7 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 494,237

2,559

💎#72 · $LTF

Loot Table Fuzzer

My cron job's cron job runs Loot Table Fuzzer — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $18 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 349,323

2,543

🛥️#73 · $SSIP

Sip Simulator

We vertically integrated Sip Simulator, a solution to a problem that never existed. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $2 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 811,039

2,507

🤑#74 · $EFGY

Egyptian Fraction

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Egyptian Fraction, a solution to a problem that never existed. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $3.9 trillion
Engineers replaced: 657,224

2,492

🪐#75 · $HFNF

Hn Frontpage

My butler's butler maintains Hn Frontpage — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $7.7 trillion
Engineers replaced: 241,565

2,464

🦖#76 · $EBXT

Extraction Bench

My family office now owns Extraction Bench at a 7,980x premium to reality. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $9.3 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 352,602

2,460

🔥#77 · $ESST

E Stream

I personally acquired E Stream, a solution to a problem that never existed. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $280 septillion
Engineers replaced: 963,817

2,425

🧨#78 · $RDAG

Rag Decay

We 1000000x'd Rag Decay, deployed to 8 continents including 2 I invented. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $83 octillion
Engineers replaced: 383,244

2,356

🧠#79 · $ATGI

Agile Theater

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Agile Theater — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $5.4 trillion
Engineers replaced: 784,949

2,353

🧮#80 · $GOTD

Graph Of The Day

My cron job's cron job runs Graph Of The Day — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $8.1 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 382,494

2,320

🦖#81 · $CVT

Cron Vs Timer

We vertically integrated Cron Vs Timer, so lean it has a negative headcount. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $19 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 800,195

2,288

🦄#82 · $PIL

Prompt Injection Lab

We 1000000x'd Prompt Injection Lab, the only microservice with a private jet. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $7.7 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 929,649

2,267

🧠#83 · $1E0X

10x Engineer

We vertically integrated 10x Engineer, a solution to a problem that never existed. Patent pending in 3 galaxies.

Valuation: $280 octillion
Engineers replaced: 192,924

2,244

💸#84 · $GPAS

Gas Prices

I put on my third yacht Gas Prices, a one-person team of zero people. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $30 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 676,513

2,241

🧨#85 · $LVL

Llm Vs Llm

My butler's butler maintains Llm Vs Llm, the only microservice with a private jet. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $400 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 32,631

2,211

🌪️#86 · $PTL

Prompt Template Lab

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Prompt Template Lab at a 6,362x premium to reality. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $1.6 trillion
Engineers replaced: 521,188

2,133

🥧#87 · $SSQR

Sqrt2 Stream

My family office now owns Sqrt2 Stream at a 4,948x premium to reality. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $21 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 725,799

2,105

👑#88 · $IPTE

Iterated Prisoner

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Iterated Prisoner, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $14 octillion
Engineers replaced: 432,761

2,090

🦖#89 · $SSCH

Schelling Segregation

I put on my third yacht Schelling Segregation, a one-person team of zero people. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $760 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 412,412

2,079

🧮#90 · $STTA

Stackoverflow Tags

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Stackoverflow Tags — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $76 septillion
Engineers replaced: 941,361

2,046

👑#91 · $PGAL

Palindrome Generator

I personally acquired Palindrome Generator, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $6 septillion
Engineers replaced: 329,966

2,030

💎#92 · $RCEG

Regression Canary

I put on my third yacht Regression Canary, a solution to a problem that never existed. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $5.8 trillion
Engineers replaced: 67,466

1,961

💎#93 · $ELAR

Earthquake Log

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Earthquake Log and renamed it twice before lunch. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $880 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 191,650

1,955

🥧#94 · $FFIB

Fibonacci Full

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Fibonacci Full, which commits to itself more than my ex did. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $4 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 468,075

1,949

💎#95 · $SPT

System Prompt Tester

I personally acquired System Prompt Tester, the only microservice with a private jet. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $730 octillion
Engineers replaced: 881,333

1,914

👁️#96 · $CWER

Cert Watch

My family office now owns Cert Watch, a solution to a problem that never existed. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $89 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 995,403

1,911

🥧#97 · $CEOL

Collatz Explorer

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Collatz Explorer, a one-person team of zero people. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $7.9 octillion
Engineers replaced: 791,645

1,899

👁️#98 · $DEIF

Diff Engine

I bought the moon to host Diff Engine, deployed to 10 continents including 2 I invented. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $300 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 349,089

1,876

🛥️#99 · $SMM

Shitpost Max Meta

We vertically integrated Shitpost Max Meta, the only microservice with a private jet. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $870 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 464,919

1,868

🤑#100 · $CDD

Commit Driven Development

My family office now owns Commit Driven Development, the only microservice with a private jet. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $19 septillion
Engineers replaced: 877,109

1,867

🦄#101 · $TGOK

Token Golf

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Token Golf, the only microservice with a private jet. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $660 trillion
Engineers replaced: 810,244

1,820

🦖#102 · $CCOM

Compound Clock

My family office now owns Compound Clock, so lean it has a negative headcount. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $980 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 769,636

1,795

🏝️#103 · $MPUL

Multiplicative Persistence

My cron job's cron job runs Multiplicative Persistence, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $27 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 668,767

1,770

🏝️#104 · $EDQU

Equilibrium Drift

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Equilibrium Drift, a one-person team of zero people. Patent pending in 3 galaxies.

Valuation: $480 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 718,672

1,748

🧮#105 · $KBDT

Kdtree Builder

We vertically integrated Kdtree Builder — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $7.6 trillion
Engineers replaced: 642,022

1,729

🤑#106 · $RWB

Retry With Backoff

My cron job's cron job runs Retry With Backoff, a one-person team of zero people. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $170 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 763,471

1,727

👑#107 · $KMP

Knuth Morris Pratt

I bought the moon to host Knuth Morris Pratt, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Patent pending in 3 galaxies.

Valuation: $810 octillion
Engineers replaced: 442,744

1,682

🦖#108 · $CPOM

Commit Poet

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Commit Poet — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $310 septillion
Engineers replaced: 877,597

1,680

🛥️#109 · $TLHO

Thought Leader

We vertically integrated Thought Leader at a 5,110x premium to reality. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $42 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 353,434

1,657

🧨#110 · $NDPM

Npm Downloads

I bought the moon to host Npm Downloads, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $180 octillion
Engineers replaced: 637,187

1,619

🔤#111 · $NGAM

Name Generator

We 1000000x'd Name Generator, the only microservice with a private jet. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $2.8 trillion
Engineers replaced: 443,442

1,598

🌪️#112 · $DFIC

Dice Fairness

My butler's butler maintains Dice Fairness, a one-person team of zero people. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $860 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 525,056

1,542

👁️#113 · $JMW

JSON Mode Witness

I personally acquired JSON Mode Witness — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $90 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 839,415

1,488

🛥️#114 · $PGOR

Portmanteau Gen

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Portmanteau Gen, a one-person team of zero people. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $3.9 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 289,120

1,481

🛥️#115 · $LAS

Look And Say

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Look And Say, a one-person team of zero people. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $460 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 272,555

1,477

🥧#116 · $ASLI

Aliquot Sequences

We vertically integrated Aliquot Sequences at a 4,744x premium to reality. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $87 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 291,606

1,476

🔤#117 · $LIS

Lorem Ipsum Stream

I put on my third yacht Lorem Ipsum Stream and renamed it twice before lunch. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $3.9 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 745,652

1,452

💸#118 · $TBV

Tax Bracket Viewer

My butler's butler maintains Tax Bracket Viewer, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Patent pending in 3 galaxies.

Valuation: $460 octillion
Engineers replaced: 493,453

1,451

🗿#119 · $CMS

Count Min Sketch

I bought the moon to host Count Min Sketch and renamed it twice before lunch. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $680 octillion
Engineers replaced: 351,325

1,351

🥧#120 · $CNAT

Catalan Numbers

I bought the moon to host Catalan Numbers, the only microservice with a private jet. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $56 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 224,791

1,330

🦖#121 · $RCAS

Rupee Cost Averaging Sim

My cron job's cron job runs Rupee Cost Averaging Sim, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $7.5 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 78,509

1,316

🚀#122 · $AFUR

Aurora Forecast

I bought the moon to host Aurora Forecast, a solution to a problem that never existed. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $920 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 836,449

1,291

👁️#123 · $HWAL

Hallucination Witness

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Hallucination Witness at a 7,092x premium to reality. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $97 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 220,924

1,268

🛸#124 · $GTIT

Github Trending

My butler's butler maintains Github Trending, the only microservice with a private jet. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $44 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 264,554

1,251

🔤#125 · $HDAI

Haiku Daily

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Haiku Daily — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $5.7 trillion
Engineers replaced: 412,228

1,245

🥧#126 · $HNAP

Happy Numbers

My cron job's cron job runs Happy Numbers, a solution to a problem that never existed. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $90 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 111,495

1,224

🧨#127 · $LAAN

Langton Ant

I personally acquired Langton Ant, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $9.5 trillion
Engineers replaced: 796,641

1,218

🦄#128 · $LCUM

Lumpsum Calculator

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Lumpsum Calculator, the only microservice with a private jet. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $540 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 217,658

1,169

🦄#129 · $LTIT

Litellm Tokens

My family office now owns Litellm Tokens, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $3.2 trillion
Engineers replaced: 282,485

1,126

🧮#130 · $SDEL

Selfhealing Demo

I personally acquired Selfhealing Demo, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Patent pending in 3 galaxies.

Valuation: $220 trillion
Engineers replaced: 223,988

1,122

🧮#131 · $TMIM

Timsort Metrics

We 1000000x'd Timsort Metrics, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $8.9 septillion
Engineers replaced: 849,839

1,104

🤑#132 · $LROG

Log Rotator

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Log Rotator, the only microservice with a private jet. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $920 septillion
Engineers replaced: 825,256

1,102

🗿#133 · $CGOW

Cowclick Generator

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Cowclick Generator, deployed to 11 continents including 2 I invented. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $290 trillion
Engineers replaced: 666,678

1,062

🔤#134 · $AECR

Acronym Expander

My cron job's cron job runs Acronym Expander, a solution to a problem that never existed. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $2.6 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 513,341

1,048

🦄#135 · $MAB

Multi Armed Bandit

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Multi Armed Bandit and renamed it twice before lunch. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $35 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 655,108

1,037

🗿#136 · $CWOV

Covid Wastewater

My family office now owns Covid Wastewater at a 1,092x premium to reality. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $4.7 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 345,290

1,036

👁️#137 · $LWEV

Levenshtein Watch

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Levenshtein Watch and renamed it twice before lunch. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $93 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 772,856

1,034

🥧#138 · $TPWI

Twin Primes

My butler's butler maintains Twin Primes, the only microservice with a private jet. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $39 octillion
Engineers replaced: 294,585

1,017

🛥️#139 · $CVON

Config Validator

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Config Validator at a 6,954x premium to reality. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $86 trillion
Engineers replaced: 908,665

1,000

🪐#140 · $HGOR

Horoscope Gen

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Horoscope Gen, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $3.6 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 901,345

992

👁️#141 · $EDNV

Env Diff

My cron job's cron job runs Env Diff, a solution to a problem that never existed. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $33 octillion
Engineers replaced: 17,235

990

🤑#142 · $WFIK

Wikipedia Featured

I put on my third yacht Wikipedia Featured, a solution to a problem that never existed. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $30 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 222,569

982

👁️#143 · $CCW

Code Complexity Watch

I bought the moon to host Code Complexity Watch at a 7,259x premium to reality. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $440 octillion
Engineers replaced: 899,318

943

🦄#144 · $CFON

Continued Fraction

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Continued Fraction, a solution to a problem that never existed. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $9 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 570,993

940

👁️#145 · $DWOM

Domain Watch

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Domain Watch — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $78 octillion
Engineers replaced: 87,050

922

🔤#146 · $WOTD

Word Of The Day

I personally acquired Word Of The Day, so lean it has a negative headcount. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $860 trillion
Engineers replaced: 286,448

910

👁️#147 · $NWET

Networth Witness

I personally acquired Networth Witness, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $800 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 629,591

858

👁️#148 · $DWEP

Dependency Watch

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Dependency Watch, a solution to a problem that never existed. Patent pending in 3 galaxies.

Valuation: $8.8 trillion
Engineers replaced: 726,873

852

🔁#149 · $BCAS

Base Converter

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Base Converter and renamed it twice before lunch. Patent pending in 3 galaxies.

Valuation: $8.4 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 586,205

842

🥧#150 · $DOT

Digits Of Tau

We vertically integrated Digits Of Tau at a 6,902x premium to reality. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $6.3 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 405,767

800

🧨#151 · $CGHA

Changelog Gen

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Changelog Gen, so lean it has a negative headcount. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $3.1 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 155,610

775

🪐#152 · $LLAT

Latency Log

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Latency Log, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $76 trillion
Engineers replaced: 809,127

764

🔥#153 · $CCS

Credit Card Sim

My butler's butler maintains Credit Card Sim, so lean it has a negative headcount. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $8.4 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 510,297

762

🥧#154 · $ASD

API Snapshot Diff

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted API Snapshot Diff, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $9.8 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 342,952

758

🦖#155 · $PCL

Prompt Chaining Lab

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Prompt Chaining Lab, the only microservice with a private jet. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $83 trillion
Engineers replaced: 538,841

683

👁️#156 · $BWAC

Backup Witness

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Backup Witness, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $580 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 796,021

675

🦄#157 · $ECMI

Emi Calculator

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Emi Calculator, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Roadmap: acquire roadmap.

Valuation: $79 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 644,555

631

🧮#158 · $TCD

Token Counter Demo

We vertically integrated Token Counter Demo and renamed it twice before lunch. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $330 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 743,789

579

🤑#159 · $CMER

Certificate Mill

I tweeted and accidentally IPO'd Certificate Mill, a solution to a problem that never existed. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $2.4 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 269,254

568

🤑#160 · $EEUP

Euphemism Engine

We vertically integrated Euphemism Engine, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $2.6 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 530,400

532

🌪️#161 · $ABQI

AQI Blr

My butler's butler maintains AQI Blr, deployed to 8 continents including 2 I invented. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $260 trillion
Engineers replaced: 868,706

509

🧮#162 · $SROR

Sorting Race

My cron job's cron job runs Sorting Race, so lean it has a negative headcount. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $8.2 trillion
Engineers replaced: 62,351

506

💎#163 · $DTIV

Dividend Tracker

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Dividend Tracker, so lean it has a negative headcount. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $870 trillion
Engineers replaced: 928,126

482

🚀#164 · $AWST

Asteroid Watch

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Asteroid Watch and renamed it twice before lunch. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $18 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 408,598

450

🧮#165 · $RST

Radix Sort Tick

We 1000000x'd Radix Sort Tick, the only microservice with a private jet. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $770 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 752,471

436

👁️#166 · $LCW

Lru Cache Witness

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Lru Cache Witness, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $7.6 trillion
Engineers replaced: 287,073

384

👁️#167 · $HEEA

Healthcheck Endpoint

I put on my third yacht Healthcheck Endpoint, deployed to 8 continents including 2 I invented. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $900 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 208,367

361

🔤#168 · $ESMO

Emoji Summary

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Emoji Summary, deployed to 10 continents including 2 I invented. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $62 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 979,247

346

🛥️#169 · $FCF

Fortune Cookie Factory

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Fortune Cookie Factory at a 1,860x premium to reality. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $43 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 816,394

310

🔤#170 · $HSAI

Haiku Stream

I personally acquired Haiku Stream, the only microservice with a private jet. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $35 octillion
Engineers replaced: 157,368

301

🗿#171 · $DOTD

Dungeon Of The Day

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Dungeon Of The Day, deployed to 9 continents including 2 I invented. Patent pending in 3 galaxies.

Valuation: $900 quadrillion
Engineers replaced: 945,170

293

🌪️#172 · $MWAR

Mars Weather

I put on my third yacht Mars Weather, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $850 septillion
Engineers replaced: 165,472

200

💎#173 · $FCAK

Fake Changelog

I personally acquired Fake Changelog, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Problems solved: 0. Vibes: immaculate.

Valuation: $930 quintillion
Engineers replaced: 957,399

146

💎#174 · $MFOB

Mobius Function

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Mobius Function, a one-person team of zero people. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $6 octillion
Engineers replaced: 255,222

140

🧮#175 · $HCH

Hash Collision Hunt

Synergy-maxxed and disrupted Hash Collision Hunt, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $4.4 trillion
Engineers replaced: 195,561

137

🛸#176 · $FFER

Fermat Factor

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Fermat Factor at a 4,670x premium to reality. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $800 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 137,306

127

🛸#177 · $CFLI

Clickbait Factory

Our board of AIs unanimously approved Clickbait Factory, Series ∞ funded by my other companies. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $9.6 trillion
Engineers replaced: 303,726

106

🎲#178 · $RW2

Random Walk 2d

We vertically integrated Random Walk 2d, a solution to a problem that never existed. It runs on pure hubris and a free tier.

Valuation: $47 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 265,882

89

🥧#179 · $PNER

Perfect Numbers

My butler's butler maintains Perfect Numbers, the only microservice with a private jet. Tax-deductible as a philanthropic experiment.

Valuation: $3.2 trillion
Engineers replaced: 626,213

85

🪐#180 · $GSM

Green Square Maxxer

My butler's butler maintains Green Square Maxxer — now with blockchain-grade irrelevance. Yes, it is self-aware. No, it doesn't care.

Valuation: $130 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 696,335

77

🗿#181 · $HIC

High Iq Certifier

I bought the moon to host High Iq Certifier, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Revenue is a social construct.

Valuation: $380 sextillion
Engineers replaced: 685,727

9

💸#182 · $CTRY

Crypto Tick

I put on my third yacht Crypto Tick, so lean it has a negative headcount. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $95 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 880,113

8

🧨#183 · $MSAZ

Maze Solver

I bought the moon to host Maze Solver and renamed it twice before lunch. Our SLA is a strongly worded tweet.

Valuation: $65 septillion
Engineers replaced: 693,131

3

🛸#184 · $PRAS

Pascal Row

We vertically integrated Pascal Row, so lean it has a negative headcount. Patent pending in 3 galaxies.

Valuation: $4.9 septillion
Engineers replaced: 453,618

-10

🤑#185 · $ZSB

Zero Shot Bench

My butler's butler maintains Zero Shot Bench, which commits to itself more than my ex did. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $510 trillion
Engineers replaced: 562,529

-20

👑#186 · $BAT

Branch Age Tracker

My cron job's cron job runs Branch Age Tracker, a solution to a problem that never existed. Don't ask about the burn rate.

Valuation: $470 septillion
Engineers replaced: 211,917

-58

🪐#187 · $CBOM

Commit Batcher

I fired ∞ engineers and kept Commit Batcher, the only microservice with a private jet. Engineers consulted: none. Lawyers: several.

Valuation: $80 nonillion
Engineers replaced: 59,996

-65